Dear Mr. Steward,
I am very upset with you, Jeff! You told me that if I did your Cock Star movie you would fire Ashley Blue and make me the official JM Productions "contract whore!" So I did the very best I could at ripping and stretching my holes and turning my body into a cum dumpster for you. And the cretins that I had to fuck were even more repulsive than hers. But, I ran into Ashley the other day, and she told me that you just gave her a big raise and a fancy new car! You suck! I feel dirty and used. I'm gonna go drown my sorrows in cheeseburgers and cheap beer. I hate you! You lie to girls! ? Missy Monroe
PS - When can I pick up my check?
