Holly - 18: I'm here cuz I bought my boyfriend a video camera. I should known! Exie – 19: To hell with sorority bake sales! I've found a great way to raise money: PORN! Leila – 21: I found the best after-school job ever: sex! I looove my job totally and it pays for my expensive books! Veronika – 19: This creepy guy was following me all over campus. He even followed me into the girl's bathroom. I felt for him, so I gave him a mercy blow-job in one of the stalls. Now I'm thinking about joining the Peace Corps to help others! Austyn – 18: Who the hell says college girls are too old to play with toys?! I play with grown-up toys and I'm going to show my roommates how to use 'em too!